When I rule the world I'm gonna change a few things...

I. Driving

1. Unless you drive a race car, you will not own a race muffler.
2. No Cadillacs, they're stupid looking and the people that drive them are
too.
3. You can apply for your license at 18, no earlier.
4. If you fail your driving test you can reapply in 2 years.
5. When you buy a car or truck, you must learn to drive that type of vehicle
and pass a test on it.
6. After you turn 60 you must pass a driving test every 6 months.
7. If you don't use your turn signal to change lanes or make a turn, you will
be shot.
8. 70 is not passing on your test, 100 is passing...anything else and we'll see
you in 2 years.
9. If you go under the speed limit in the fast lane, the guy behind you can
run you over without consequence.
10. If you don't like my rules, DON'T DRIVE.


II. Children

1. You must be able to show proof that you can handle a child financially.
2. You must get a license for each child you wish to have.
3. You and your mate must pass an intelligence test, we don't need any more
dumbass kids walking around.
4. You can apply once every 2 years for a child license.
5. You can have only as many children as you can financially take care of.
6. No welfare...Taxes will go to things like schools and hospitals. Not to take
care of your dead ass.
7. If you don't like these rules then GET THE FUCK OFF MY PLANET!!



I will add to this as I think of things. Suggestions Welcome..

:-)