We took the kids to the Redwood Acres Fair today. It was not really a bargain -- probably could have gone to six flags for the same price and would have been cleaner, better rides, and no carnie rats. But that is the nice part of the story.......

On the way home, my husband was driving and hit a skunk (with my beautiful Jaguar)! We still had 20 miles to get home and the smell was unbearable. Now my sexy Green 2002 4.0 S-Type smells like skunk ass -- kinda takes away from the impressive factor of driving the car. -- keep reading it gets worse.....

If you recall, I said the smell was unbearable. The only way to sort of not smell it was to try to breathe out of your mouth -- not really a good idea. If you attempted to breathe out of your mouth, you immediately got the most disgusting taste in your mouth -- like you were actually tasting skunk ass, so you had to breathe through your nose and smell it the entire 20 miles (as the alternative was much worse)

So here is my advice to you....... If you ever hear someone say "I'm so hungry I could eat the ass out of a skunk" -- let them know thats not really a good idea no matter how hungry you are. Because at the time I was pretty sure it couldn't get any worse than it already was, but I could be wrong!!!