Every Woman Should

                           Know how to use a stick shift;

                                          A plunger;

                         Understand the difference between

                                      don't tell a soul-

                            and don't tell a soul, I mean it;

                                Know her mind; Change it;

                                  Have protection handy;

                                     But, not to handy;

                                            Use special china;                           

                                   and special underwear;

                                         for no reason;

                              Over commit; Come through;

                            Refuse to do it again; do it again;

                                Have better things to do;

                                       Set boundaries;

                                 Go camping... at least once;

                                       Grow something;

                                    Dance crazy all alone;

                                      Stare at a phone;

                               Get dressed in five minutes;

                                 Be a princess; get over it;

                          Believe in the perfect man;

get over it;

                                     Read; Walk; Flirt;

                                    Shock; Sing; Listen;

                                         Thank God;

                               Be single and like it; alot;

                                    Raise a child; or not;

            See a wrinkle and be reminded of her youth,

not her age.