"shit" is no longer a bad word.



The word "shit" is now fully printed in the Herald.





I also wanted to tell you about some of my latest clients. I'm working for some drag queens now for a start, but Prince Al is still my favourite.



There's a video of him on the Red Carpet all

"So how do you know Lil Wayne?"

"Uhh oh I don't I just came here with my friend.

"

Still got his shades on probably coked out.



HAHAHAHA all class

He decided he wanted to be a music industry guy too which is pretty sweet because as it turns it means I've got some dude running round Hollywood getting business for me.



But my favourite thing about Prince Al is still his single, "Wanna C U Naked.

"

Complete lyrics as follows:

Chorus:

Wanna see you naked
(run your body girl)
Wanna see you naked
(run your body girl)


Verse:

Wanna see you naked
Wanna see you naked
Wanna see you naked
Wanna see you naked naked naked naked

Chorus (repeat)

Verse (repeat)


and uhhh so on.





I love the music business.




I'm kinda gonna need some assistance here. But you know how much I like money so I'm talking about like some youthsss cos I don't pay shit.




Come on it's the music industry it's glamourous. I'll give you a Bleeders CD.




Don't worry if you send your little brother along to me I won't make him into porn. Much.



Well you said you wanted to be a star??? It's okay. I know a good plastic surgeon.