Hey Listen -
Y'all think I'm some kinda tool, right?
That I think in ways that only a crazy fuck could think, yes?
WELL...
Years ago, I made the very reverendflash-like observation that the scanner that reads my library card looks like 'Alien'.
And, of course, the first and only time I made that observation public, the librarian looked at me like AYE was an alien.
HOWEVER...
Check out what yours truly just found online:
See?
I bet you don't think I'm so crazy now, huh?!
So, if you'll excuse me, I have to go make some phone calls. I want to go to a FIFTH Artie Lange book signing this month, and I need someone to be my second in case Artie's security people recognize me.
- Reverend Flash