Oh my God yes, Oh my God!

What's happening yal?

I hope I'm not writing this simultaneously with John or George, aaaaaaaah fuck it, three messages are better than one.

We've been nominated for some SMAC awards! Best record, and Best live act, Indeed. We've always seen a great lack of dignity in requesting votes for awards, but then again, I've always seen a great lack of dignity in growing out your beard, to the point that you often get mistaken for a home invader. Look at george, his beard, while it is certainly some indication of sexual virility, is really far too long. There are chunks of yoghurt and fruit in there that i for one am horrified to tell him about. The other night, george was sleeping, and as i made a move for my chocolate oak, his face hair suddenly asked "don't you want to leave some for beardy?" Naturally, i didn't, i wanted the oak all to myself, because it was smooth and creamy, and it gave me a funny voice like grover. We need to stop his beard from taking over his brain, and assuming control over the majority of his cognitive functions. In fact, don't spend your time voting for us in this years SMACs, spend your time devising a plan to destroy the beast that is george's beard, it may be too late for us, but you can all save yourselves.

To burn it while george is sleeping go here:

To let Greg's beard consume him and watch him die on stage go here:

Seriously though, we are very humbled to have been nominated along side such great artists. It's really encouraging to have an organisation supporting music and arts culture so avidly. FIRE IT UP, vote for someone, and feel the glorious semi-chub that is the gratification from making a difference!

Seakay!

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