Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, People who may not have children, but like to practice making them...

,
I would like to introduce you to my home town of Bethel Island, CA. Ok, technically I lived on the wrong side of the bridge, but I'm a Delta Rat though and through

. This July 18th and 19th is the 22nd Annual
Bethel Island 50's Bash, and I want to invite everyone reading this to come out and party!!
You may ask,
"Ang, where the F*CK is Bethel Island, CA??!" Click
HERE for an interactive map, and directions on how get your booty on over. Click
HERE if you are intersted in registering your car. Addmission is FREE. Hell, there are no gates. This party covers the whole damn town. Oh, and
if you want to be a vendor it's $50 for 1 day, and $75 for both (how cheap is that??).
Still not convinced? The town slogan is
"Bethel Island, a small drinking community with a fishing problem."So I guess I'll see you there?


BTW, The unofficial Pre-Party will be at TUGS on Friday, July 17th.
Red Light Mind is gonna play, and the bar has plenty of swag up for grabs.
On Saturday the 18th, my good friend
Linzy Legs is putting on a Pinup contest (also a TUGS). I will be your hostess with the mostest. If you want to enter the contest there is still time, just shoot
Linzy a message. The 1st Place winner gets a Pinup Photo Shoot along with some Sailor Jerry goodies. Hopefully, there will be something for all the contestants

.
Adios for now,
Ang
