The other day the Vatican had the Polish police clean out a convent in Poland.

The reason: The abbess of the convent claimed she had seen the Holy Spirit. And then -  when the Vatican said, oh no you didn't - the nuns locked the doors and claimed the convent for what the Vatican said was nothing but a sect. Blasphemy, in other words.

Anyway, enough about the boring stuff. Now to the funny part.

In the convent the police found: 65 nuns, a baby and one monk...

Hmm, I wonder where that baby came from... ;-)

Unless... Maybe the abbess really DID see the Holy Spirit. I mean, we all know what happened when The Virgin Mary was on a date with the Spirit, that old sneaky sex fiend.