I dont go on this thing anymore at all unless Im bored and its my day off and Im drunk.  Which just so happens to be today. 

I do read the news though, every day - and I am almost to the point of throwing up because of what I saw on the front page of AOL news, which I will now definitley lose as my breaking news home page because this is what I allowed myself to be accessed to as breaking news: 

The vile mutation that our society has allowed to be affectionatley called as "the octomom" has gotten a new tattoo.



 
Well thank goodness I was notified immediatly, for this superior artwork is truly something that the Gods of lore have been keeping under wraps for as long as mankind was able to dream a dream. Sure, you invilids may think those red spots around the angel Stoopid may be back herps, but you are very wrong, my friends.  Those infected pimples are actually an inked tribute to all 14 of her doomed kids.  Dummy...like you didnt recognize the clear symbolizim of the three-ringed ribbon of hope - which I HOPE symbolizes that 1) her pale white skin can only mean that she will die soon from lack of vitamins, 2) that her pale white skin means that she will die soon from unnatural stomach stretching: 

     

Or 3)  I just hope she dies because that is the ONLY way I wont have to see her on headline news anymore because she is a dumb ass broad looking for handouts because she happens to be fertile and insane.  VERY fertile and certifiably INSANE.  

FUCK YOU octomom.  I dont even know or care what your real name is.  The only reason you are getting your picture taken is because you are a circus freak, and just like a horrible and traumatic car accident where someone's brains are splatted all over the road, people are unable to look away...until they remember that they have better tings to do, should probably not ogle for lack of integrity and move on.  I cant believe that you have made it this long, you waste of stretched-out flesh.  My god, I bet burn victims waiting on skin graphs are salivating at that whale turd of excess flesh that usedto be your stomach.  Oh my god, LOOK AT YOURSELF!  

And America, or world...look at yourselves.  Sure I could understand if this reveresed Quasimodo was travelling with Barnum and Baily's on a steam locomotive, out of sight of the general public until showtime, when everyone pays their five pence to see the incredible human / animal that unnaturally gives birth to litters as if she was a damn mutt that got knocked up in a street alley behind a dumpster after running away from home.  But really?  We'resupposed to be civilized. 

I'll let you take one more look...veins a'stretching and all...EXCLUSIVE!

       

This isn't news, friends. This is just some crazy stupid lady that clearly has no sense of normalcy, no given talent, and the only way she can (and succeeded, you mooks) be relevant is to exploit not only her own body, but 14 kids right along with her.  

Fuck you, you piece of shit waste of huge flesh, and fuck you too, AOL news.  I for one refuse to look at your god damned circus anymore, and to actually wash my hands once an hour to avoid the swine flu.   


"Pulitzer Prize, here I COME!"