MySpace

Learn How to Get High, Hip and Happy On-Line Comic Book and Manifesto :>)

Dr. HipHappy

Tom Hoban


Last Updated: 5/2/2009

Send Message
Instant Message
Email to a Friend
Subscribe

Gender: Male
Status: Single
Sign: Taurus

City: Carrboro
State: North Carolina
Signup Date: 6/8/2005

Who Gives Kudos:


Tuesday, July 22, 2008 

Current mood:  rebellious
Category: News and Politics


Saw this amazing story on
Countdown with Keith Olbermann. Turns out McCain made a very tasteless joke that is not being widely reported.   Here is the story (you should be outraged):



In an appearance before the National League of Cities and Towns in Washington D.C.,  McCain asked the crowd if they had heard "the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die?"

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

The punch line: "When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, "Where is that marvelous ape?"



In response, the McCain campaign argued that he was just being "John McCain" and that this proves he is authentic. The fact that he believes women secretly enjoy being raped also shows that his insensitivity to women and overall male chauvinism are very real. 



In fact, anyone with any respect for women should be outraged by thus and what he said in public to his plastic-faced wife
after she playfully twirled his hair and said "You're getting a little thin up there."  His response:

"At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt."



Is this the type of old-fashioned and callous idiot that we would want running our country. Can you imagine what the media and others would be doing if Barack had said this.





I have written a very detailed article about why our country must NOT elect this crazy old fart - with very funny pix. The basic premise is that his advanced age and PTSD from torture days render him unfit to be president. It is called
"Old McCain Should Buy a Farm - Not Become President." 

Check it out and warn your friends to do everything possible to send old McCain out to pasture.  He is a crazy and dangerous relic of the old "Cave-man" approach to public policy.  You can even imagine him hitting women over the head with clubs.



Here are some of the jokes that David Letterman has told about this creepy old geezer:

"But seriously how about that John McCain? John McCain looks like a guy whose head you can barely see over the steering wheel. ... John McCain looks like the guy who thinks the nurses are stealing his stuff. 'Dad, why would they take your socks? It doesn't make sense.'" --David Letterman

"How about that John McCain, huh? John McCain looks like the kind of guy who brags that his new denture adhesive allows him to eat corn on the cob. He looks like a guy who parked his RV overnight at Wal-Mart." --David Letterman

"How about John McCain? He looks like a guy at a restaurant that says I'm leaving 10%, that's good enough. John McCain, looks like the guy who goes to the curb for the paper and locks himself outside of the house." --David Letterman

"John McCain ... He looks like the guy that walks up to the mound to settle down a young pitcher. John McCain looks like the guy who picks up his TV remote when the phone rings." --David Letterman

"I like that John McCain. He looks like a guy who gets tickets for mowing under the influence. He looks like a guy with a collection of movies he bought at the car wash. He looks like a guy on the beach with a metal detector. He looks like the guy who is still confused by the phone answering machine: 'Hello, is that - hello, is that you? Larry, Larry, hello?' He looks like the guy who calls his grandson when he screws up the remote: 'Well, now all the shows are in Spanish. What am I going to do, hello?'" --David Letterman

"How about that John McCain? He looks like the guy at the movies whose wife has to repeat everything. He looks like the guy who has to always be told something is on his chin. He looks like a guy who still has a rotary phone. He looks like a guy who's backed over his own mailbox. He looks like a guy whose sweater is always mis-buttoned. He looks like the guy who always tells you he's 72 years young. He looks like the guy who's bragged that oatmeal has lowered his cholesterol. He looks like the guy who should be co-hosting with Kelly Ripa." –David Letterman

"Hey, how about this John McCain, huh? Whoa, my gosh –- doesn't he look like the old guy at the barber shop? He looks kind of like a Wal-Mart greeter, John McCain. He kind of looks like the neighbor who says, 'Oh, that dead tree is on your property,' one of those guys. He's the guy who is always early for the early bird special, that's what he looks like. He looks like a mall walker, ladies and gentlemen. He looks like the guy at the supermarket who is confused by the automatic doors. He looks like the uncle who pretends to remove his thumb."

"I like John McCain. He looks like an old guy in a coffee shop who's still complaining about the designated hitter. He looks like the guy who asks the driver if he's on the right bus. He looks like the guy who's always saying, 'What was that? Nothing? That's what I thought.'" --David Letterman





Britt Warner

 
Wow. Thank you for this. I am speechless.

 
Posted by Britt Warner on Wednesday, September 24, 2008 - 10:35 PM
[Reply to this
John
John Paul

 
The last time I saw such fist pounding at the podium was when Nikita Kruschev used to say we will bury you.I think he's playing the reactionary card to appeal to the christian right but he and Palin are making bigger fools of themselves than Bush who is back to speaking in short sentences as though each one was a paragraph and admits the war was a mistake.Think about that. Of all our wars how many are in the history books as a mistake?? What's worse is the fact that he has one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel which means Sarah Palin will be pres.Who are the people that vote for these people ? Everybody is bitching but somebody is voting that way.The great depression was started when Herbert Hoover put government money in the stock market and Bush who's supposed to be in to privatization has nationalized the losses of investment bankers and he will go down in history as the worst ever and the fact that it's close is the biggest mind blower of all time.They made fun of Biden for talking about raising taxes but they will have to be raised to pay for the bailout.The only thing in question is who is going to carry or shoulder the biggest part of it.Instead of trickle down how bout trickle up ? Let those bastards die. The middle class is already in the throws of a depression.I have no health insurance now. Soon I'll have no house.
I hate to say this but cival war could break out if those idiots do what they are talking about
 
Posted by John on Wednesday, September 24, 2008 - 10:35 PM
[Reply to this