The Types of girls  you should avoid
(Take notes guys)


She’s too familiar with the morning after pill: RUN AWAY!!!! She will party without a party hat then drink all the punch and  vomit..lol

SHES WAY Too close to her mother: Ah yes, the one that most guys overlook.  You know why we overlook it?  Because we are simple creatures and noticing a lower back tattoo is too easy - noticing she has an awkwardly close relationship with her mother takes a lot of effort that most guys aren’t willing to expend.  Every time you get in a fight she will call her mother for her opinion and you will forever be compared to her mother’s two ex-husbands.  It’s like dating two people who spend every waking moment trying to figure out why they hate you.  The mother has 2 divorces and 3 broken engagements and she just wants “what’s best for her daughter”…yeah…right.

Has a lower back tattoo and/or tongue piercing: The most obvious entry to the list.  I’m sorry ladies, but if you have your tongue pierced or a lower back tattoo it’s like 1:1 odds you give it away too easy.  It’s the honest truth.  And you know what?  Everyone thinks that.  I mean, if that’s what you’re going for in the first place then more power to you … but the rest of us rational human beings know it as the “tramp stamp”.  Welcome to reality!

Can’t count her sexual partners on two hands: I was thinking about making this “can’t count her sexual partners on one
hand”, but then I realized we all went to college at some point,
right?  Two hands - that’s the maximum I am allowing.  When you start
getting into double digits, it’s about time to start slowin’ the train
down - coast on into the station and try not to sleep with the conductor.


The Wanna be BAD CHICK - Always looking to impress or even show off her HOODNESS, while shes clearly NOT HOOD!...lol


The "I'm Better Then You Chick" - She thinks she's better then you or anyone else cause she's so called "FINE" but those are the closet freaks.


The "Am I stupid?" type:  So stupid she needs to ask and not only that she will believe anything you say... and likely has believed everyone else otherwise...


The "Lonely White Girl" : She's Never not lonely she misses people cause shes used to having people around 24/7, very needy..lol


The Confused chick is the worst: She will make up her mind then get confused later and will never know what she wants.


The Thug Girl: Will always have something to prove,


Drank hard liquor in high school girl..:
Odds are that’s code for getting hammered in some college dudes’
basement at age 16 to drinking games that involved the word “strip”.

If anyone is offended sorry, but this was written out of comedic relief and life experiences..