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Last Updated: 11/16/2009

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Gender: Female
Status: Single
Age: 26
Sign: Gemini

City: Russian Danger Zone
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 6/8/2005
Tuesday, November 03, 2009 

Current mood:  accomplished
Category: Music
After two years of hoping I could find someone to help me realize my dream of recording/shooting a music video for my oh so punny yoga rap, I have finally done it!  TRIUMPH!

Here's the link:   Funny or Die: I Need a Yogi

And the text:

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I Need A Yogi by 2k

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(Om shanti shanti shanti

Om give it to me give it to me give it to me)

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Boy you first caught my eye when I was shoppin’ at Ralph’s

You were cute and you had a handful of alfalfa sprouts

Your smile was sexy, your eyes were hypnotic                      [damn!]

I could tell from your cart that you was macrobiotic.

Now I admire your diet, but tell me, how is your fitness?

That’s on the top of my list: ladies can I get a witness?         [Holla!]

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Refrain:....

I need a yogi to be my homey

‘Cause he’s the only/man who can do me right.

(Do me right now for good karma in your future)

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I need a yogi to be my homey

so come and show me/you can do this all night.

(Forget about Courvosier, we’re drinkin Kombucha!)

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You likin my curves you think I’m so sweet and supple

But you betta recognize that my humps’ made of muscle

You know my ass is fine ‘cause I can hold utkatasana

Now you lyin on the bed like you doin savasana       [corpse pose!]

I need a sex freak, you know, a perve-otanasana

A man who’ll do me more than only dos or tres mas-ana

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I’ll let you bring it to the bank when I’m holding a plank

I got some karma sutra shit gon’ make your mind go blank

You can put me in wheel and we’ll get on the right track

I’ll do dancer’s pose so you can hit it from the back

I’ll downward-face your dog when we’re down on the floor

Just make sure that when we’re grinding you engage from the core.

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Refrain:....

I need a yogi to be my homey

‘Cause he’s the only/man who can do me right.

(Listen to my lyrics hear the words to my song-a)

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I need a yogi to be my homey

so come and show me/you can do this all night.

(It feels so right it can’t be chata-wrong-a!)

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My hamstrings is tight but I’m feeln’ aiight

And if you stretch me proper we can do this all night

Let’s salute the sun, we gonna have some fun

you’re pitching mountain pose already: damn, son.


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