After two years of hoping I could find someone to help me realize my dream of recording/shooting a music video for my oh so punny yoga rap, I have finally done it! TRIUMPH!
Here's the link:
Funny or Die: I Need a YogiAnd the text:
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I Need A Yogi by
2k
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(Om shanti shanti
shanti
Om give it to me give it to me give it to me)
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Boy you first caught my eye when I was shoppin’ at Ralph’s
You were cute and you had a handful of alfalfa sprouts
Your smile was sexy, your eyes were hypnotic [damn!]
I could tell from your cart that you was macrobiotic.
Now I admire your diet, but tell me, how is your fitness?
That’s on the top of my list: ladies can I get a witness? [Holla!]
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Refrain:....
I need a yogi to be my homey
‘Cause he’s the only/man who can do me right.
(Do me right now for good karma in your future)
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I need a yogi to be my homey
so come and show me/you can do this all night.
(Forget about Courvosier, we’re drinkin Kombucha!)
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You likin my curves you think I’m so sweet and supple
But you betta recognize that my humps’ made of muscle
You know my ass is fine ‘cause I can hold utkatasana
Now you lyin on the bed like you doin savasana [corpse pose!]
I need a sex freak, you know, a perve-otanasana
A man who’ll do me more than only dos or tres mas-ana
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I’ll let you bring it to the bank when I’m holding a plank
I got some karma sutra shit gon’ make your mind go blank
You can put me in wheel and we’ll get on the right track
I’ll do dancer’s pose so you can hit it from the back
I’ll downward-face your dog when we’re down on the floor
Just make sure that when we’re grinding you engage from the
core.
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Refrain:....
I need a yogi to be my homey
‘Cause he’s the only/man who can do me right.
(Listen to my lyrics hear the words to my song-a)
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I need a yogi to be my homey
so come and show me/you can do this all night.
(It feels so right it can’t be chata-wrong-a!)
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My hamstrings is tight but I’m feeln’ aiight
And if you stretch me proper we can do this all night
Let’s salute the sun, we gonna have some fun
you’re pitching mountain pose already: damn, son.