I joined twitter, and keep posting weird things.  Not really very profound things, but things I've reflected on and thought, that's clever enough to keep.  Not knowing what else to do with them, I'm pulling out the ones that I thought people might get a laugh out of later on, completely out of context, for a new segment of The Goreletter e-mail edition I'm calling...

TWITTER LITTER

#zombiehaiku riding the coaster / zombies await down below / I throw up my arms

It is unfortunate that the entire squad of Law and Order: Criminal Intent -- superlative actors, all -- look like vampires.

BEHOLD THE POWER OF CRAYOLAMAN. He shoots deadly crayons -- 64 colors -- from his nostrils (which double as sharpener).

Substitute "weirdo" for "auto" whenever possible. "I'm working on my weirdobiography" and "I drive a fancy weirdomobile." "Weirdomatic!"

Car Accident or Rock Song?: "Saabbath Bloody Saabbath"

Just saw that our retractable tape measure is a "Slaymaker" brand. Heavy in hand. Sharp metal edges. Wound lengths up to 25'! :-)

Are there any cities named "Cronenberg"? If not, there should be. Fly-men on subways. Mugwumps at Starbucks. Brood kids on playgrounds.

Snippet heard from the TV downstairs: "Enjoy the feeing of being vein free."

The opposite of "practicality" ought to be "crapticality."


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