(Dismembered) head's up:

The sixth volume of my weird newsletter, The Goreletter was launched and e-mailed to the world on Halloween.  Did you get yours?  Did you learn all you need to know about the term "gavage"? Did you feel the preposterousity of made up book titles and the made-up words I use to describe them?  Did you reminisce about your first love with breakfast cereal?  Did you spotaneous experience deja vu when you heard the words "Last Drink Bird Head" and autonomically utter the word "Unheimlich!" when the strings of your voicebox were tugged by some unseen force?  Did you listen to some silly new Arnzen tracks?  Did you drown a scuttlebug in absinthe?  Did you learn about the softer side of Demon Gene Simmons and the darker side of The Boss Bruce Springsteen?  Did you miss out on THE CONTEST FOR RARE PRIZES?!?  Did you make freaky facepaint drawings on your children for Halloween, even though Halloween was long over?  Did you download your FREE EBOOK for that Kindle you want for Xmas?  Did you feel a longing sensation for Halloween candy the last time you changed your razor blades?

No?

Then all the above and more can be yours at http://www.gorelets.com

To win the contest you have to subscribe to the newsletter and enter (easy peasy) before DECEMBER 1st 2009.  First thirty entries get a free signed bookplate!

If the answer to the above was YES, then let me know what you think...if you remain sane. Or not.

Cheers,
Michael Arnzen