Well, television and Aquaman, but that guy's all squid-beardy and crazy.  Plus he smells like a Goddamn Red Lobster.  So I see a lot more of the TV.

When you've got no social life (I mentioned the whole "everybody from my planet's dead except for TOTAL ASSHOLES who WANT TO KILL ME" thing, right?), you tend to watch a shit ton of TV.  Hell, I learned how to pretend to be from your stupid planet by watching the damn thing.  That's why I karate punch everybody who wrongs me and become inconsolably angry when problems take longer than twenty-two minutes to resolve themselves. 

So what do I, the Manhunter from Mars, like to watch?

RAW:  Wrestling's like what I do everyday, except slightly more retarded.  Fighting the same guys over and over, without any real resolution save a slightly BIGGER fight that suckers have to PAY to see.  It's the same thing over and over again, but I don't care - it's like sweaty man-ballet.  I mean, I don't have to be a freaking psychic to know John Cena's going to end up hanging onto his belt at the end of the show even though the mighty powers of the Heartbreak Kid-channeling-Jesus Christ-Himself oppose him.  Cena doesn't lose.  Cena's like Batman, except nobody likes him.  And Batman actually sells an injury every now and then.

Scrubs:  Scrubs is like the Flash - both of them were fun a while ago, but now they're just drudgery I pay attention to out of sheer force of habit.  Oh, you know how annoying it is to hear JD's thoughts?  I hear EVERYBODY'S thoughts, and none of you are all that much more interesting.  Most of you are way the Hell less preachy, though.  And almost nobody thinks they're as clever as that whiny little punk.

VH1:  Say, do you remember things that happened a couple years ago?  I'd love for them to do "I Heart (Any of the) Time(s) Martian Manhunter Stopped Having a Weaknees Towards Fire" so maybe half of DC editorial would stop throwing lit matches my way every time they need to sideline me in a crisis.  Also "I Love New York."  That bitch be crazy.

Speaking of, vote for this pasty white child.  I wish to see him on television, being pastily white for my amusement.  Aliens enjoy weird shit, what can I say?

America's Funniest Home Videos:  Humans taking shots to the groin will never cease being funny to me.  Hey, suckers - Martians don't HAVE gonads!  We reproduce by budding!  Or splitting our mass and producing a new Martian!  Or rolling around in fire!  Or something!  Either way, no gonads here!  We're totally safe pitching wiffle balls to our young or attending events involving pinatas.  I think that absolutely proves Martians are the superior race.

Aside from all of us being dead except the assholes, I guess.