Season 1 x Episode 01
Host: Jason Manley
Music: The Bang Up
Tape Dates: 5-14-05 (Musical Performances), 5-15-05 (Sketches), 9-5-05 ("Whitesnake")
Original Air Date: 9-20-05
Starring
Chris Davis
Charlotte Lewis
Shawn Lieving
Laurel Randolph
Jonathan Waldrop
Brett White
Krista Widmann
Featuring
Jeremy Trotter
RUNDOWN
Cold Opening: MJP
Monologue I
Sketch: Funnyman
Musical Performance: "Long Live Revolver"
Monologue II: Nicknames
Sketch/Film: Whitesnake
Musical Performance: "Sunlight"
Sketch: Echo Drama
CREDITS
Executive Producer: Brett White
Director: Patrick Eaton
Writers: Chris Davis, April Eubank, Charlotte Lewis, Shawn Lieving, Jason Manley, Brett Pilcher, Jeremy Trotter, Jonathan Waldrop, Brett White
Audio: Rob Devlin
Teleprompter: Jason Jones
Camera Operators: Renee Brank, Jesse Briggs, Linwood Kirk, Taylor Lowe
Floor Director: Renee Brank
Stagehand: Amber Douglas
Cue Cards: Amber Douglas
Chroma Key: Matthew Parriott
Hair & Make-Up: Susie Hence
Theme song by the Apgars
Cast member Krista, host Manley, and Bang Up-er Henry prepare cast member Chris for his role as Mr. DNA in "MJP."

Cast member Trotter kills time.

Cast member Laurel enters the hilarious script into the teleprompter for her cast mates. What? You expect us to memorize all that?

Make-up master Susie works her magic on cast member Laurel for her role as Michael Jackson in "MJP."

SUMMARY:
MJP: What happens when you mix "Inherit The Wind" style courtroom antics with "Jurassic Park" quotes and toss in a little Michael Jackson for old time's sake? This.
Funnyman: Ron and Jack battle it out for the title of group funnyman. Two words: two liter.
Whitesnake: It was a perfect proposal...they were a perfect couple...until the ghost of David Coverdale reared his finely feathered head.
Echo Drama: Life isn't easy being Deck Officer at Hoth's Echo Base, especially when Han Solo's being a jerk.
NOTES:
Due to some late night credit wrestling, two names are mangled at the show's end. Mr. Parriott, Mr. Lowe, sorry about that. Next time, I'll jack up everyone's name.
The episode's second airing, September 22nd, fell on David Coverdale's birthday. You know, the lead poet of Whitesnake.