My Gran
Back when I was younger,
I thought my Gran was cool,
But now I've gotten older
I've discovered she's a fool!
She says she hates my piercings,
and all my tattoos too,
and says "I'd help your mum around the house more,
if I were bloody you!"
She says I need a haircut,
And to shave that scruffy beard,
She complains about my music taste,
And thinks my friends are weird!
Taking her round Asda
is a long and boring chore,
she rants about my dress sense,
I know Gran, I've heard it all before!
She can moan all she wants though,
I really could not care,
Because even when I'm sixty
I'll still be rocking out. SO THERE!