Not wanting to waste much time trying to find the darn hole, the male bedbug simply pierces any part of the abdomen of the female, kind of spear-like, with his wang, and blows his stuff and it's see ya later babe. Don't call me, I'll call you. Don't wait up.
It's true.
It you ever get the little bastards, you wil require professional help to heget rid of them. You can't do it yourself. They can live for 6 months without food. Strangely, they seem to prefer Rh+ blood over negative blood, or maybe the positive Rh people simply have more severe reaction to bites.
