http://lucysspleen.blogs.com/lucys_spleen/2006/10/vocabulary_assi.html#comment-29007426

Go look at that. I DARE you not to laugh. If you don't laugh, you've totally squashed your inner middle-schooler, and I weep for you.

Also, while you're at it... go read the blog for the woman who linked that, because she's funny as all git-out.

http://smartypants.diaryland.com/

Last thing, I am a geek and a half. I all but RAN to my local comic shop yesterday, because I found out that the Dark Tower has a comic now. Did you catch that? Ran! To! A! Comic! Shop!

I bought two, and not only did I buy 2, I bought 2 because ONE MUST NEVER BE TOUCHED, and is now happily moldering in a board-and-bag set.

Not ONLY did I buy 2 so one could be finger-oils free, I GOT ON A WAIT LIST for the next 6 in the series. *geekish delight*