Monday at work:
 My Boss: I met your dad last week when he came in for his event! He's so wise and sweet and I couldn't help bet imagine him naked. How was your vacation?"

Manager: Michelle! You're back! I didn't even know you were on vacation, I thought you had died until someone told me where you were! I was relieved- have you gotten that paperwork done?

Tuesday at Work:
My Boss: Oooh, Michelle. I found out that next week at Dillard's they're doing free make-overs! It includes a facial and a make-up application and a hair style.
Me: Wow. That's awesome, and it's free? That's really cool.
My Boss: Well, the only thing is that it's appointment only so I made an appointment for you for next Tuesday at 11am.

Tuesday afternoon:
Me: I've been sick and ever since I've gotten hom from my vacation my hearing has been rapidly declining and when I woke up this morning I'd say I've lost about 80% of my hearing. I'm really getting freaked out, I can't even hear the phone on my desk ringing. I need to come in as soon as possible to see the Doctor- it's affecting my work and I'm really afraid that it will get worse.
Nurse: That sounds really serious. Let's see...we can get you next Tuesday, is that ok?

Tuesday at the dinner table:
Dad: Yeah, we'll talk about all those lesbians butt fucking, it'll be great!
Mom: Kenneth, they muff dive not butt fuck.


Wednesday at lunch:
My Boss: We were all talking about what your new job title should be. Ann and I like "Event Coordinator" but Paul liked "Director of Fun" which is pretty cute sounding.
My Other Boss: Yeah, we went to an event at some resort and the girl helping our group was a Director of Fun..she was a waitress.

ps: i put my mood as quixotic because I'm really curious to see what kind of emoticon it will make...nerd alert...