Here are some great your mama jokes told by historical figures, some of these were from the comments of this post at
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Ben Franklin: Well done is better than well said, and it's been said that everyone's done your mama.
Enrico Fermi: But if there were to be extraterrestrial life, we are faced with one question: why haven't we met it? Either our understanding of what is necessary to support life is incomplete, or our observations are flawed. Or the aliens took one look at your mama and turned that ship straight back to Mars.
Bertrand Russell: Government can easily exist without laws, but law cannot exist without government. And neither can your mama, because she's on welfare.
Confucius: It is better to light one small candle than to curse the darkness...unless your mama's in the room, then leave it the hell dark.
Descartes: I asked your daddy if your mama was good looking, and he said, "I think not." And he disappeared! So you don't even have a daddy. But everybody's had your mama.
Here's my contribution, Bones from Star Trek:
He's dead Jim, he just saw your mama.