when we pay for movies, we pay to "suspend disbelief"... if one can't do that then they just wasted their money..lol

 

But Megan Fox is EXTREMELY hot. Lol
 

hahaahaha these dudes is funny and do have a point
 

they keep taking cool concepts and making them into chick flicks.....they disguised wolverine's movie the same way.....turned out to be nothin but hugh jackman posin for the ladies....so you know what hollywood?  suck me till im square

viva la resistance

 

these guys are dorks, but yeah dude, that movie was pretty bad.  Though not as bad as the first one, that was more a story about some numans that hung out with robots, this one is a little better mixed.  These guys hit on some pretty good points: what the fuck is up with thsi neo-racism bullshit?  Didn't we win the civil war?  Didn't we go through a civil rights period?  In the first movie we had a jive talkin break dancing Jazz that gets killed, and now we have two Amos and Andy back-woods characters that were plucked straight out of the racist cartoons of the 50's as though watching Star Wars Ep I,II,III were not racist enough.  

  Watching the movie was confusing as hell, especially when the transformers were wrestling with one another which made no sense as their guns seem to blow one another up better than their punching and throwing one another (no wonder they have lasted this long as a species, they are teh universe's worst warriors ever invented).  Thankfully this movie color coded each robot, because last time it was just a whirling ball of gray shit hardly distinguishable.  They went through and added so much detail I could hardly make out what was what on the screen.  Would it really have been too much to ask that they bring back the old style robots with their blocky arms and legs, parts that looked like they came off of the vehicle that they transformed into?  Instead we have a gray mess of whirling shit fighting other blobs of whirling shit.

  Okay, now we all know that this was a huge commercial for Hasbro's toy brands, nothing new, the cartoon was the same thing, the CEO of Hasbro admitted such on record.  Okay, no problem, I am okay with that, I am a transformer fan and that is a commercial I am willing to pay money for.  Okay, fine.  But seriously, how many other commercials do we have to watch durring the course of this movie?  Sorry, but fuck General Motors, their cars are crap and I do not want to have their products forced down my gullet every time we turn around.  If I were a Decepticon I would have just blown up every Chevy or GMC that I came across because it was inevitable that you were going to blow up an Autobot.  It was almost as bad as the car chase scene in, what was it, the third Matrix movie where you had all of these Cadilacs driving down the Interstate getting shot at, rammed into and nothing happened to them, but god forbid one of the other cars were hit with a stray bullet they would blow up in a firey ball of marketing.  The scene, just like in Transformers was complete with close-ups of the automaker's emblems so you know what car you are suposed to buy when you left the theatre.

  What is with the Autobots just sitting in their car forms when they are not out destroying the world that they vowed to protect?  They had their own room to just sit there instead of plotting, planning, socializing, etc that they used to have back in their cartoon days.  Then you had Bumblebee who was treated worse than a dog locked away in the garage.  When we was done saving the humas lives it was back to the garage "thanks for saving our lives, but fuck-off back to the barn with you."  So the autobots came all this way to become no more than slaves to the humans?  Sounds peachy, where do I sign up?  Personally, now that I think about it the Decepticons were the true heros, they were the resistance to human tyrany, they were the liberators in the movie.  The Humans were enslaving their race, why not destroy earth? 

  This new ability of the Transformers to do basicly what ever the Hell they want is getting on my nerves.  It was bad enough in the first one where if a Transformer gets decapitated the part that comes off can turn into a smaller Transformer and get away as long as it serves the plot, otherwise the Transformer is toast, once again, as the plot serves.  But Ravage being able to transform into a bunch of little ball bearings and melt back into a fully functional Transformer... I had less of a problem suspending disbelief with Ultraviolet, and that is saying something.  One of the aspects of good story telling is telling a story with confines and limitations, then working with those confines making characters overcome these limitations.  It is that overcoming their surroundings that is in all good stories.  When you can just pull something out of your ass like Michael Bay did it pretty much leaves me saying "well, that was pointless.  If that Transformer could just melt into ball bearings, or another Transformer give his body parts to another when he dies to make him more of a bad-ass, why not just WILL the Decepticons off of earth?"  There was nothing keeping me on the edge of my seat other than the amazing amount of urine that was building up from sitting there for two and a half hours.

  But you know, when it comes down to it we can all recapture the memories we had as kids.  Yeah, the transformers of today blow donkeys dry, but atleast the old Transformers were solid.  Now, let us take a moment to pray to the Pretzel: "Oh Pretzel, for all of the mediocre sustenence you bring, with yoru bland taste and drying of my mouth.  You once did us the favor or bringing George Bush to his knees.  Do it again, but please, finish the job this time and off Michael Bay!  We believe in you!"