me: you know, i'm simply scandalized by mary-kate's involvement in the "ledger scandal"
me: or "death in soho" as the post has taken to calling it
colin: oh?
colin: idiots
colin: you think her and the maid were in on it?
me: well, the bodyguard thing IS a bit suspicious
me: i also love that the "masseuse" is facing jail time now
colin: really?
colin: this is getting scandalous!
me: ohhh don't you know it.
me: turns out, even though she's a "masseuse" to the stars, she's unlicensed. NYS requires a license to practice massage, and operating without is a FELONY! she could get up to 4 years for that
colin: haha
me: i mean... the fact that they referred to her as a masseuse from day one was suspicious. no self respecting massage therapist with a license would allow herself to be called that.
colin: god, it's times like this I wish I was still doing my news radio show
me: right? oy.
me: how they figured it out is fantastic...
me: when she FINALLY called 911, the operator told her to do cpr. ok the dude was already cold, but sometimes they tell people to do cpr just incase. (hypothermia, etc)
me: so she's like "how?"
me: ... in order to be a practicing massage therapist, you have to have taken CPR courses!
colin: do you think she massaged him to death?
me: naw, she got there when he was already gone. i think she was just seriously shady, hah.