For you, the listener and/or reader, we are currently in a dim but highly professional recording studio in the city of Seattle, Washington, hard at work mixing our new album. Well, as far as "new" goes, we recorded most of it in November 2007 but it's taken us this long to get four days scheduled to finish the fucker. In order to revolutionize the listening experience, we are wearing four beautiful knit headbands (see photos), sent some time ago by a nice couple in Michigan who seem to enjoy our brand of tunesmithery. We have discovered that these headbands filter the sound in a way that allows the master mixologist to hear the song like plain old regular idiots do. We are hoping, by putting ourselves in the brain center of common ordinary jerks, that we will make the kind of record that EVERYONE will like.