I hate urinal cakes.

They don't smell good. When you piss on them it smells like soap and piss. And nothing smells good when accompanied by piss. And if you've eat asparagus at any recent point FORGET ABOUT IT.

Not to mention guys will sit in their own farts. What makes you think the smell of piss suddenly scares us off?

They merely act as a piss reflector. When I'm wearing nice clothes and have to pee, when I leave my sight from the stream to the wall, I always manage to hit that one spot where it makes the urinal magically piss back at me. Leaving me with a stream of my own down my left pant leg.

My theory: Get rid of the cakes. They're a waste of money. And if I'm going to piss on my pant leg, I'll do it myself, without the help of a bar of soap behind a plastic cage