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Current mood:  hopeful Category: News and Politics
A young Utah boy whose life used to be really really sucky and lame wrote us this message:
"Ever since I started listening to Thunderdog, I've been able to quit my crack cocaine addiction. I've also gotten rid of my male pattern baldness, taken up bowling and fine dining, and have a new appreciation for the beauty of all of God's creations.
Thanks, TD."
Thank you very much, poor child, for your "thundertastic" testimonial. Thunderdog music is also the only known cure for cancer, the common cold, hiccups, excessive yawning, spastic colon, yellow fingernails, and stuttering!*
We should be back pretty soon, guys. I've got some new stuff written...Just gotta find a temporary drummer. We'll change the songs on our page as soon as more people vote (see the only blog on our page for details)
Once again, to all of our Thunderfriends...a big THANKS and a High Five for keeping it real! (We're going by the honor system, so if you haven't been keeping it real, don't feel rewarded with a high five)
--THUNDERDOG--
*Actual results may vary. Thunderdog is not responsible for diseases caused by Thunderdog music, which, when tested on unsuspecting audiences, were found to include (but are not limited to): cancer, the common cold, hiccups, excessive yawning, spastic colon, yellow fingernails, and stuttering.
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