Im a winner and your a loseR? oh yes, yes indeed, it is true. i was at work the other night watching this fuckin retard for a moth. it would fly up a little and bomb dive the ground. and then slowly start fluttering its wings, reving that engine, and do it again. i almost felt bad for it, but then again, it was entertaining. i know everyone who reads this wont admit to it, but at the same time, knows the truth. EVERYONE HAS LAUGHED AT A RETARD. its just a simple fact of life. we laugh at things that are different and sad, its just a chemical reaction to the outside world. and THAT is why i laughed at the moth. cuz it was retarded. true story, all day.

   i dont know who the fuck decorated this MWR building, but they were fuckin gay. they have all these glow in the dark stars and moons and other astro-homo-ical bullshit tagged up everywhere, it makes me want to puke. i havn't really had any awesome experiences lately, but i did have an interesting one last night. there we were, all drinking around a simple table that stood about 4 1/2 feet tall with an ashtray in the middle. my buddies girlfriend or whatever she is says "you wont put my shirt on and chill." shes wearing some halter-top gig mind you. "the hell i wont...give it here." so, she takes my shirt, and slips her shirt off from undernieth and hands it to me. i dont even know what its really called, let alone how to put the shit on. so, i tell her to put it on me. she slips it over my head and my neck, and its on. now....here i am, standing around a tall table filled with drinks and an ashtray, with some faggot female shirt, in the smoke room, of a bar, and evereyone is staring. she then says..."lets go dance." fuckin a right, you know i went on that dance floor...BALLIN! the dj comments nice shirt...that was my que to get my shirt back. and that was my eventful story of the bar. hope you enjoyed it. im off to go bowling :). BOWLIN! deuces batches! :) im out *chucks microphone*

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