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Thursday, February 22, 2007 

Current mood:  indescribable
ok, for the record.  howard k stern murdered anna nicole smith and her son by some rare bahamian poison which they cannot as yet identify.  he kept her all juiced up on heroin so that he could procure a paternity test on the new infant without her knowledge, like he swabbed her while she was on the nod.  he knows the child is his; and with the mother and sibling of the baby mysteriously dead, he becomes the sole executer of her estate by right of being the baby's closest living relative (father).  even if thier marriage was a sham, which is still debateable and wouldn't get him the money outrigt anyway, the kid belonging to him legally entitles him as the trustee of any money that was bequeathed to the little one. did you see that fake weeping spell on extra?!  i mean come on!  he set out from the very begining to get her money.  the only reason he is pretending to be against the paternity testing is to divert attention from the fact that these people dropped dead of "mysterious" circumstances and he is such an obvious culprit.  just remember you heard it here first.  and now enough of the celebrity shit!  the suffering of the upper classes should not intrest anyone because as henry chinaski so eloquently put it, "hey Tully, baby, no body suffers like the poor."
Dani

 
ohhh!!!! Now everything makes sense... and I can sleep in peace knowing the truth... What a difference that made to my life
 
Posted by Dani on Thursday, April 05, 2007 - 2:24 PM
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Marky Mark

 
what do you think know since the baby isnt his lol j/k you guys rock!!!
 
Posted by Marky Mark on Monday, April 16, 2007 - 5:13 PM
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Marky Mark

 
^wish this idiot could spell ...know??? now??? yeah now is how its spelled lol
 
Posted by Marky Mark on Monday, April 16, 2007 - 5:14 PM
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MAGNAFUX

 
i think in the time it took for the paternity testing to be done (way longer than normal by the way)  H K Stern got in cahoots with birkhead and they figured how splitting the money is way cheaper than bickering through court over custody.  Larry won't fight Howards custody of the child so long as howard doesn't fight larry's paternity.  now how long do you think it will take for birkhead to wind up dead of a mysterious overdose like everyone else that stands between stern and the millions?
 
Posted by MAGNAFUX on Monday, April 16, 2007 - 8:04 PM
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