Maybe you haven't heard, but there is a new game that will make men into the manliest of men.
Colorama.
The name is so decieving.
It sounds like one of those games that they teach little kids so they know not to eat random things off the floor.
Wrong! It's one of those games that will make you eat the floor!
Big Time.
It's pretty much the best game in the world. The ideas Football, Rugby, Basketball, and Soccer come together and meld into a delicious stew of pain and kickass.
Pretty much the object of the game is to get the oister (basketball) into the cheese (the funnel looking things that they have at playgrounds, I thinks it's called a Jimminy) the opposing side can do whatever it wants to gain possesion of the ball. That is tackling, grappling, blocking, goal tending, or laying down a nice plate of hurt. The offense can do all the same shtuff in order to make the oister into the cheese. YOu don't have to dribble the ball, and you can kick the hell out of it.
In the two times that this game has ever been played in the history of ever, Afro got lip busted real nasty like and Alex hurt his leg really good as well.
Today I woke up, I could barely move my leg. It was awesome.
I recommend that you ask one of the like 12 people who have ever played it to tell you about it.
It will blow your brains of your mind, sculpt another out of titanium, and then replce that one with your stomach.
If that didn't make sense, then you haven't played COLORAMA.