First of all, something is wrong with MySpace's blog stats. 12,000 views today? I don't think so. I only have 30ish subscribers, I don't buy the math.

So a couple years ago, around the time I started focusing on stand-up as opposed to improv and theater, I tried Googling "telfer". I was on the 3rd or 4th page of results. Not too shabby considering there's some worldwide entrepreneurs with my last name.

This morning I Googled "telfer"...

SECOND RESULT, BITCHES.

Second only to the Telfer Oil Company. But ahead of pro soccer player and male model Paul Telfer (fuck that asshole! yes!!!). Oooooh yes, today is a good day.

Still no Dan Telfer wikipedia page, but I hear those are high maintenance anyway. People always going to it, calling you a werewolf.

I have some new shows on the calendar, check them out. I'm in Chicago Underground tomorrow.