1) Does anyone even use MySpace anymore? I don't, really. But some people like to get in touch here, so hello to you. Look for more more on my Facebook page and dantelfer.com

2) Novella is almost 10 months old. She has taken 5+ steps at a time, says a lot of gibberish and about 5 real words, and is really freaking tall for her age.

3) Stand-up has never been better. I am performing in more and more clubs, getting paid actual money, and doing longer sets. Keep an eye on my dates, I will still come here to update my calendar whenever I can.

4) It's true, I am writing short, fake guides. You can buy them here: http://www.lulu.com/dantelfer

5) I may have some very cool comedy-related news in the next couple of months, but there is a bit of a wait. Wish me luck if you're that kind of person!

Alright, back to the grind.