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Status: Single
State: Queensland
Country: AU
Signup Date: 5/9/2007
Thursday, June 12, 2008 
I die and am reborn. Clothed in midnight, lapping at the ashes blown from the mind-incinerator, I wait below the oceans, like a small kitten who has fallen hilariously behind the couch during an encounter with a piece of loose string.

I am one of the Piscine Overlords, and in the depths of your earth – a planet more alien to you than you dare nightmare – we are legion. The hour we hunger for draws ever-near. With every hollow breath, it closes on us like a cat-door closes behind a small kitten as he makes his first darling trip into the front yard.

Nothing can stop us, for we are older than the stars. We are older than time. We are older than a kitten. But as the final days of your dominion here wane, you may find solace in the one true chronicle of the coming darkness.

Pay heed, human. Careful heed to
Episode 204 of the Rubber Chicken Podcast. For here, the seeds of the apocalypse are sewn.

Sewn like a precious little sweater for your kitten.