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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 98
Sign: Taurus

City: WINTER HAVEN
State: Florida
Country: US
Signup Date: 5/10/2007

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Friday, May 30, 2008 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Many know our beloved Mike Tanley -- called "Big Gunshot Mouth Violator" by the locals of Pariah Island -- as the long standing host of TOSSED OFF! But few know what Mike was doing prior to his gig with The Network, other than that thing with the napalm and those nuns in the late '70s.

Well here's a blast from the past, and it's one that YOU CAN OWN YOURSELF! If you really are a Mike Tanley fan, you can go to a local Publix supermarket right now, and pick up a box of Publix brand Low-Fat Blueberry Fruit and Grain Bars, flip it over, and find a young Mike staring into space while holding architectural plans and wearing a hardhat.

Rumor has it that Publix totally stole this photo of Mike from that time he orchestrated the destruction of bridges during his stint as a soldier for hire in Lebanon, but Publix claims that they actually shot this during a formal photo shoot. Yeah, right. Like Our Man Tanley would even show up for a photo shoot. Sober, anyway.




TRASH

 
Obviously that Blue Man Group stole their concept from this ad... Just one question... Why is Tanley wearing a hard hat??? Them Blueberry Bars must go down like lead...

TRASH (Back from the land of crashed computer hell) ;)
 
Posted by TRASH on Friday, May 30, 2008 - 7:58 PM
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jennifer

 
Wow, this is really wierd. Does this character, Mike Tanley have any connection to a Mike Tanley that lived in New York? Because my brothers name is Mike Tanley. Not many Tanley's out there.
 
Posted by jennifer on Sunday, January 04, 2009 - 3:24 AM
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