In a rare public appearance - well, actually, just a picture of him in his living room, TOSSED OFF! Executive Producer Chris Paris allows himself to be photographed in order to shill for Mininova.org, the "pirate" (koff-koff) torrent distribution site that will be distributing episodes of the series once it gets rolling.


If you want to look exactly like our Executive Producer, well good luck. God broke the mold shortly after Momma Paris spit baby Chris from her uterine walls. But you can buy Mininova t-shirts, in fashionable black (as modeled by our X-O above), or in KKK white, as will be worn by TOSSED OFF's contestant Randall (seen in this blog post.)

Just visit the Mininova store at Jinx, press a few buttons and send a few bucks, and you, too, can look as handsome as that twentysomething hunk seen above. Not more handsome, mind you, but some of you might come in the top nearest ten.

Support Mininova. Support online piracy of video content. Support Red Band Film Company. Support TOSSED OFF! Support terrorism!  Okay, don't support terrorism, but do all of the other things just by buying a goddamned $15 t-shirt.

Whaddya gonna do with that effort, anyway? Vote?? Please.