Here are all the scars/injuries to the left side of my body. 

Three screws in my left shoulder from tearing my labrum in a backyard football game

A ligament problem in my left knee, when I put all my weight on it, like walking down stairs, it hurts like the dickens

My left arm was badly burned (2nd and 3rd degree) from a fire I tried to jump in late October.  The scars are looking pretty cool. 

My index finger crunches when I move it from extended to curled. 

My middle finger was broken in 2nd grade when I tried to catch a football

I hyper-exteded my pinky when I fell off the stage in Cancoon when dacing with a girl named Linsey from Pittsburgh

A scar on my left wrist from a spider bite

A bone chip in my left elbow that freely floats around from when I fell down in rollar hockey

A baseball hit me on the left side of my nose when tring to catch a fly ball my first year of little league. It slants to the left, and you can see a big bump in my left nostril. 

My right side:  A scar on my right eyelid from when a German Shepard bit me when I was 3, a scar on the right side of my temple, when I was tripped and fell on the edge of a lunch table in 6th grade, a small burn scar near my right elbow.  What do you think?