To all those people "celebrating valentines day",
Whilst you've been fretting over the perfect gift to show your sweetheart you love them, ive been playing Nintendo, pumping up MY music loud and just kicking back, not worrying, doing my OWN thing. Instead of fretting over what time I should send a big fuckin' bunch of flowers to my sweethearts work, just so he/she can show them off in front of their coleauges, ive been looking up skating accidents on YouTube. Instead of stuffing myself with Cadbury based products just to please my sweetheart, ive been napping.
I don't hafta worry about booking the restaurant, the hotel, lighting the red candles, the rose petals. Best of all, I have spent no money!
And people say they hate being single on Valentines Day....