I got a bike. It kinda looks like that picture only much cooler and not a Huffy. Basically the only thing similar is that it is red.

Shelley's family has a camp near Shawnee State Park and we went up for the day to hang out, ride bikes, and play with her little niece. I've always really enjoyed riding bikes. I rode my bike nonstop when I was younger. From sunrise to streetlights coming on. I just want to know how the eff my ass didn't fall off as a child? Because right now my ass/vagina is falling off. I almost cried during our 10mile ride around the Laurel Highlands on Saturday. How guys ride bikes and keep their wieners intact is beyond me.

The only good thing about the ride was watching Jen trying to get off and on her bike. She originally said the only way she was going to ride with Shelley and I was if she got a bike that a grandmother would ride. Basket, bell and all. She was denied and instead got Shelley's bike. Jen is 5'4". Her feet barely touched the ground even with the seat at the lowest setting. And instead of jumping forward like a normal person she would try and get off to the side. She never fell though unlike me.

To clarify the ass/vagina....My ass /slash/ vagina are in pain. My ass and vagina are in pain. Two separate parts down there hurt. That is all.