First person:

We've been friends for nearly all  of our lives. So why the fuck do you feel the need to lie about such petty,meaningless bullshit? I thought you were better then this. Why I dont know since you make a habit out of being a douchebag for no reason at all.I wouldn't have been mad if you had told me the truth. A little disappointed but not mad. But of course you had to fuck it all up.  Its like you are programmed to ruin things. How can you be such an insensitive dickhead? Is your opinion of the female species so low that you thought we're all stupid and we would never talk to eachother and find out the truth? For years i've been trying to repair the friendship that YOU fuckedup .And just when I though you had finally grown past being stupid you pull some shit like this. When your other friends have come and gone,I'VE been there for you. Noone else. I listened to you bitch about how your life sucks,how you hate your family,how you never get laid. I cared when noone else did. And after all these years I find out,it was everyone else who knew what kind of person you are ,they had the right idea to walk away from you so you couldn't drag them down.I risked losing the love of my life just to salvage our friendship. And for what. For more lies and bullshit,as of you havent put me through enough in this lifetime already. Screw You. Never,Ever speak to me again. As far as I am concerned you are DEAD.



Second person:

And YOU. You are an Assclown of monumental proportions. All you do its talk about things that will NEVER happen! You act like your life is so hard when really you live a comfortable life in mommy's basement.You bitch about having no money,but you wont get a full time job. You bitch about not getting laid but i hand you a girlfriend on a silver platter and you fuck it up by being a chauvanist pig. Why do you even bother pretending like your making the effort to better your life when your not?Yu are another one  that i risked everything to be friends with and you still screw everything up.