CHOP SUICIDE INTERVIEW

Hecklerspray

UK

March 11, 2008
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The Spray Q&A: Chop Suicide

If ever there was a band born to grace future editions of Guitar Hero, it’s Chop Suicide.

Billed - by themselves - as snotty, flirty, in-your-face, rock and roll, Chop Suicide is pretty much exactly that. If you like your music sleazy and raw and, um, Canadian, then it goes without saying that you should give Chop Suicide a nose.
We asked Chop Suicide - aka Staci T. Rat, Danyell, Stéphane DéBernardi and Kevin Eamon - the same questions we ask everyone else, and this is how they answered…

If I ruled the world, I’d…
Staci: Whaddaya mean, if…? Don’t you mean, when…
Danyell: probably fuck it up worse than it already is.
Steph: fly first class, and get a bigger Tour Bus.
Kevin: Create one religion, giving peace on earth!!

Is there a film, record or book that changed your life?
Danyell: Super Size Me; I only eat McDonalds every other day now!
Steph: The Secret.
Kevin: Kiss Alive 2.
Staci: Hellraiser got me interested in horror movies and b-movies, which I love. There are two records for me that changed my life. I heard them both for the first time in the same day, ZZ Top - Deguello and AC/DC - Back in Black. That was the day I knew I wanted to play guitar in a band.

What’s your guilty pleasure?
Danyell: the shower nozzle.
Staci: Smoking.
Steph: Food.
Kevin: Cheesecake.

What turns you on?
Danyell: the shower nozzle.
Steph: Recent studies have shown that hot naked girls turn me on.
Kevin: Hot chicks eating cheesecake!

Who’s the biggest celebrity idiot you’ve ever met?
Danyell: Screech from Saved By The Bell. We were at a bar and I ordered him a bisexual martini.

What would be your super power of choice?
Danyell: To be able to fly.
Steph: To be able to read people’s minds.
Kevin: mind reading.
Staci: Invisibility.

What was the first record you bought yourself?
Staci: GNR (Appetite for Destruction).
Steph: Beastie Boys (License to Ill).
Kevin: AC/DC (Back And Black).
Danyell: Nirvana (In Utero).

When was the last time you cried at a film?
Danyell: Babe, Pig In The City, last week.
Steph: What do you mean crying, I wasn’t crying… something got stuck in my eye.
Staci: He’s lying, he was crying. I saw him.

What is the strangest favourite fan request you’ve ever had?
Danyell: To wed a man covered in his own faeces, it was the shittiest proposal ever, (pun intended).
Staci: When I was in my first band and I was playing in Estevan, Saskatchewan in Canada and a woman tried to bribe the guys in the band with BBQ hamburgers, cheap beer and bad weed to sleep with her daughter. That was fucking weird! Don’t go to Estevan!
Steph: This girl wanted to trade her G string for the G string on my bass. By the time I left the club, none of my basses had any strings on them.
Kevin: Sleep with my friend.

Which animal would you be?
Danyell: Any animal that can lick itself.
Staci: A lion. They are the fucking king of the jungle, baby!
Steph: A cat….. Maybe then I could get some sleep.
Kevin: A bat.

What do you want written on your gravestone? 
Kevin: Created one religion, gave peace on earth!
Staci: Here lies Staci Fucking Rat.

Say something nice about hecklerspray.
Danyell: Hecklergay rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steph: Hecklerspray….. Almost better than surfing for porn.
Staci: Hecklerspray website is very informative and it is laid out real easy to read. I like that.
Kevin: Hecklerspray rocks hard like Kiss Alive 2.

OK, plug whatever you want…
Staci: Chop Suicide will be in the UK June 11 - June 24, 2008. Check our website or MySpace profile for up-to-date info: www.myspace.com/chopsuicideonline

By Stuart Heritage