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Stabby McKnife

David Hendrickson


Last Updated: 12/2/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Married
Age: 28
Sign: Libra

City: HOMER
State: Alaska
Country: US
Signup Date: 5/24/2007

Who Gives Kudos:

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big sexy (1)
samantha (2)
ashley rose (1)
Deborah (2)
Thursday, February 07, 2008 

Current mood:  uncomfortable
Category: Life
So I went to Anchorage and spent some money, got some new shirts, a new knife, some toys (literally). I got home and was on the phone and cutting my new toy guitar out of the box with my new knife and it slipped and I stabbed myself in the gut. Had to get rushed to the ER and get 3 internal stitches, 6 external, 9 TOTAL! went about 1 1/2 inches deep and bled everywhere. Thanks Kordell for the quick towel and drive. I took pics on my iphone and posted them. Worse than the pain, worse than the stupidity, worse than the ER bill, worse than the shit people are going to give me for stabbing myself in the belly.....I stabbed a big hole and bled all over my brand new shirt that fit so well.....I guess it has charecter now. Cut away from yourself. My new Gerber is really sharp.

Goodnight, Love,
DAVE
Currently watching:
Beavis and Butt-head - The Mike Judge Collection, Vol .2
Release date: 13 June, 2006
11:56 AM
 
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big sexy

 
well... ya got a shirt for next halloweens costume.......i do'nt know what it does put i'm going to click the little kudos button down here....cause any one that stabs himself while playin with toys is ok in my book....1 kudo for you
 
Posted by big sexy on Thursday, February 07, 2008 - 8:53 PM
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OK, I'll need the largest photo you can send, and i'll need to speak with the medical personnel who aided you, as well as cordell, and any other witnesses.
I've already got a call into Gerber, as well as the shirt manufacturer. (Since you were at Wal-Mart, I called China and Thailand — a pretty sure bet for Wal-Mart shirt makers).

This is FRONT PAGE material. Let's mobilize utility on this folks.

ON a personal note:
Jesus.
Fucking.
Christ.
Dude.
Please tell me you didn't bleed on the wagon.

On a serious personal note:
Anchorage obviously made you retarded. I'm never going there ever ever ever again.
I think its time you and i sat down and watched idiocracy — see any parallels there dave?

OK really,
I hope you're OK.
 
Posted by on Thursday, February 07, 2008 - 10:44 PM
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Deborah

 
Loooove the Gerbers!!
 
Posted by Deborah on Friday, February 08, 2008 - 11:12 PM
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ashley rose

 
first you break your leg while playing video games, and now you stab yourself while playing with toys? hmmm.....
 
Posted by ashley rose on Friday, February 08, 2008 - 11:12 PM
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samantha

 
hee hee, I can't stop giggling!!! I'm sorry about your tummy....and your shirt. That's a bummer. hee hee:)
 
Posted by samantha on Friday, February 08, 2008 - 11:12 PM
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