O.k so i've been reading alot of bios lately as i peruse the world at myspace. It's amazing how many people have opened for or shared the or screwed that or ate the same thing as "bigname enter here" But what about the real story the story behind the artists upbringing the VH1 special the the "Making of". So I called my PR person Yelnor Repet and said "my bios shit", please write the truth the whole truth.

So this is my real bio...

Some years ago Ronley was cut out of her mothers belly in a Pretoria hospital in South Africa. After years on the bottle, she learned that she was allergic to milk and that nobooby could understand her bottle talk. After moving to Canada, she quickly learned to assimilate with the help of the English language. She never forgot the bottle and began to experiment with words in both English and Bottle. She is an experimental storyteller, singer, songwriter, joker and friend to those who never had the opportunity to breast feed. She has toured and will be departing again this summer to parts of Europe, Western, Central Canada, and New England.