Man, this has been a long fucking time coming:
http://amzn.com/031255513X
Available now, everywhere. If they don't have it on the shelf, they can get it for you.
Meanwhile, the finale to the JDATE online alternate reality horror adventure:
http://www.johndiesattheend.com/updates/Kind of an empty feeling, really. Seeing the thing in hardcover, and people reviewing it and such... I really hadn't planned beyond this point. And I mean my life; being a real writer guy was a childhood dream and that was pretty much it. I didn't dream of being a bestselling author, or being a famous author, or having books turned into movies or anything like that. I just wanted to write something and have people read it and treat it as a big deal.
Not sure where to go from here. Write another one, I guess.
I'm not unhappy about it, don't get me wrong. I'm not insane. Just that I really didn't think I'd make it this far.