Midge: We have new songs... look at 'em
Vivian: What are they called?
Midge: Christmas Red and Christmas Time in Paris
Vivian: We JUST, well we entered into Sufjan's Christmas song exchange thingamabobber at asthmatic kitty records... and have some SAD NEWS BACK...
Midge: WE DID NOT MAKE THE CONTEST
Vivian: Not even the top 36!!! Sad Sad Sad... The winner was Alec Duffy
Midge: IT was good.. can I please go to the bathroom now? (yes) THANK YOU!!!
Vivan: I personally didn't like the song.. it wasn't my style... It was uhm.. more like music your grandpa would listen to. It sounded like grandpa music. We listened to some of the top 36 songs.. Many of them were VERY GOOD!!! Tobogon was REALLY GOOD!! The Palace Flophouse was good.. so was Cocoon, I like Matthew Shellenberg, Billy Crescendo was SUPER FUN, Friend Factory sounded good like a Magic Marker band - so is Bryant (which is good), The Choir at Your Door is really good in a really creepy way. The bad ones leave me speechless.... The looserest was Fauxhawk Favre it was so bad that it make me throw my Christmas stocking at the cat (slight exaggeration) - Then there were the Sufjan copiers...And there were a good amount there. BUT WE CANNOT Exactly talk... because our song was kind of uhm... "Wh*t* Str*p*s" sounding hint hint.
Midge: You have to add "HINT HINT" 'Cause it's just like the Wh*t* Str*p*s. It's called Christmas Red. It's about this man and his daughter and wife are killed died. Cause there was a big explosion at the North Pole. And it came to the North Pole. And everybody died.. except for SPIDERMAN!!! 'Cause he was like Whosh Whosh! (doing web hand movements) Did you know a web comes out of his butt?
Vivian: Yeah, sure.. Anyway Christmas Red is not about Spiderman. It is a bout this guy who got hurt in a coal mine explosion. His Name was Johnny but the town knew him as Red. He survived the coal mine blast but lost his better leg. When he woke up they say he disappeared, locked up alone inside his home shooting webs out of his REAR!!!! ha ha ha ha (laughing uncontrolably)
Midge (laughing hysterically)
Vivian: Hope you enjoy listening to the songs... we enjoyed making them.
- Vivian and Midge
(transcribed by dad)
