ya these things can be kinda annoying, but I figure if I put the pattened Xander spin on it we might really have something. So let's get this show on the road, shall we?
is that suppose to be the first question?... um... yes!

Which character from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends do you most resemble?
bloo.. maybe some times when I'm feeling extra frisky

Hottopic or Value Village?
VV, fuck hottopic! (unless it's in discount I guess)

If you got one free assasination who would it be and why?
whoever won american idol, I don't give a fuck who, but I think that would be a much more amusing prize. What do they win besides being crowned the biggest douche bag of the year?

What's your favorite canned food?
baked beans

If someone was useing psycological warfare on you and played one song on repeat to try and drive you out what would you want it to be?
Some kind of mindless techno, it'd be real easy to tune out

What's your favorite way to get "crunked"?
shots of 151 ooOOOooo and whip-its (for those that don't know, you're missing out)

Would you rather be 5' or 7'?
7' and sumoen!

Favorite thing to bump in the car?
as long as it's bumpen I'm happy

Your best friend confides in you that they have a dead Boltic hooker in the trunk of their car. What do you do?
dispose of the body... digestivly!

Prefered way of dieing?
hanging, or maybe decapitation, I'm curiouse if you can actually see afterwards...

Favorite horror villain?
zombie hord

When was the last time you made someone cry?
a few months ago

Did you enjoy it? It's ok if you did.
nah, I felt pretty rotten

Have you ever killed anything?
bugs and things, but nothing big

Cheese in a can. Yay! or Nay?
not for me, but I did have a cat that really enjoyed it

What are your thoughts on flip-flops?
mother-fuck flip-flops! They make an irrateing sound when you walk, the bottoms of your feet get all dirty and black, and bitches always think just because there wearing them that they can feel free to slip them on and off at their lessure and just walk around like the dirtiest of hippies!

If you had to give your self a grade as a person (A-F) what would you be?
B maybe B+ if I'd actually put forth the effort

What color are your socks right now? (or the last time you were wearing socks)
black, and more black with argile

Inny or outy?
inny buh!

If your life was turned into a made for T.V. movie who would play you?
seth green, he'd just have to stand on a apple crate for most of the shots

When the apocolypse happens (cause it will) do you want to be around to see it?
I'm currios

Favorite channel?
cartoon network or history

Last time you took a duce? (personal I know, but I'm just worried about your health)
some time today... out of toilet paper again, I hate having to take a bath every time you use the toilet

Last movie you saw in theatres? And was it worth the ticket price?
last half of 300. I didn't pay (I was suppose to see 28 weeks later) but I might have to see the whole thing

Were time travel possible (and didn't destroy the space time continuem, thus whiping out all of existance) what would you go back and change?
make sure my parents never met. I wanna see what it's like to be all see through like Micheal J Fox!

Favorite thing to do just before bed?
pee, it's nessasary no matter how recently I just went, and brush my teeth were I to be sharing a bed that night (i'm considerate)

Favorite flavor of ice cream and way of eating it? (cone, bowl, off someone, etc)
mint chaco-chip, (it just tastes colder) probably a waffle cone, but if it some how ends up on somes neck, I wont say no

Favorite place to be touched?
I like haveing my hair played with, and bonking foreheads with someone like a dog

Weapon of choice?
sarcasum, and if that doesn't work a brick to the head usually does

Hero or villain?
I love ruting for the underdogs also I like seeing people happy and they're always happier when they win, so a villain for sure

What would you do if a rival kung-fu master killed your master?
attack him imediatly and be given an exagerated scare after loseing, then go through a training montoge, then kill a bunch of his cronies and sevrale dozen ninjas before a super intense battle with the boss kung-fu guy, many, many by-standers are killed

Was that as good for you as it was for me?
I've had better