I know I do... Damn goblins stealing my personal belongings!!  In January alone they got my Wallet, replacement wallet, a sack, and my phone.  They hide in the labels of 'Green Giant' cans of veggies(That dude on the cover!).. When the can is disposed, they sneak out the trash, take small objects, and climb back into the trash with ur stuff.  They know how we think!  Who would ever throw their own wallet in the trash??  Snap, Crackle, & Pop told me all about it yesterday when I was eating some of their treehouse baked snacks.   I didn't believe that mess.. I was like " No way Crackle, that is impossible, I should't even be talking to a box of cookies any way"... So he was like "Dude, check the trash next to the empty can o corn.".. I figured I mine as well try, So I looked at the can full of trash, It was pretty nicety, I dug under the pot of oxtail.."And staring straight up at me with a big ol Green Grin on his face was that damn Giant.  Sure enough, right next to him was the replacement wallet and the phone.  And I was about to empty the trash.. Little would I know  that I would be throwing away my own phone and wallet.. Tricky bastards.    ... But seriously, I did find my phone and wallet  next to a pot of Oxtails in my trash..