Yes. It's true. You can ask me questions and I'll give you some retarded answers. Un-fucking-believable, right? Sounds to good to be true. Well, it isn't, you silly douche-nozzle. Check out the info here:
Seriously, for just a little while, peel yourself away from One Man, One Jar, or whatever other fucked up shit your rubbing yourself to on the internet and come on over to Goodreads.com and sign up for the Q&A. It don't cost nuthin' and you might learn something. Here's the info as provided on Goodreads:
Lance Carbuncle and The Next Best Book group bring you a question and answer session with Lance Carbuncle, author of Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed. Join Carbuncle and submit your questions to him about his book, Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed, and his soon to be released novel, Grundish and Askew. The Q&A session begins on Sunday, August 9, 2009, and runs throughout the week, ending on Saturday, August 15. Join this group and pop in throughout the week to learn more about Mr. Carbuncle and his books.
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