guess what motherfuckers? no, batman did not show up for my birthday, and the fact i didn't even get a fucking RSVP from green lantern makes me IRATE, no worries, things are good. BUT i have a website done, it's almost as good as porn.com but i'm waiting on the new york times for reviews, gotta do it right y'know? i don't want to elaborate too much but basically the site looks like jesus being born 3x with journey playing live in the background. picture it. oh, sorry and freddie mercury does a zombie appearance during 'don't stop believing,' anyways i hate to brag...but i'm just saying. also this is the first time i've logged onto my myspace account in MONTHS so i'm sorry, this is my re-'hello' to everyone, don't burn me on the stake like the church burned all those cool knights of templar. ON THAT NOTE, go to burger king and ask for their tapeworm special, you'll love it, and possibly die....love you
ps beerboarding is cool and if you stare at boobs long enough you can look into the future...i'm not kidding, don't even ask about 2012