I Hate to Have to do This...
I really do. But you've left me no choice. See, everyone's been so darn NICE and everything that I'm just going to have to...
EXTEND THE SALE THROUGH MONDAY!
That's right, my friends in film. I've rolled back the clock so you now have until 12:00EST on Monday, September 15th to stock up on all those rare DVD titles you've been dying to see.
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Wait. You DO know about my "2+1 Big Ass Welcome Back Sale" right??? I'll refresh your memory just in case:
From now through Monday, for every 2 DVDs you purchase you get to snag ANOTHER DVD of your choice FREE OF CHARGE. That's DOUBLE the savings of my normal (and quite generous I might add) "Buy 4 get 1 more free" bonus offer. And you know what the best part is? NO LIMITS! None. Zip. Nada. Which means:
Buy 4 DVDs and grab 2 more FREE
Buy 6 DVDs and walk away with 3 more FOR FREE
Buy 8 DVDs and help yourself to another 4 for, you guessed it: FREE!
Etcetera, etcetera.
What's that? You say you want 20 DVDs? Cool. Then just go ahead and throw 10 more on the stack... MY TREAT!
Hell, it's almost as fun as shoplifting!
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Hurry though. This madness ends Monday and I can assure you I won't be running another special like this one any time soon. Oh sure, I'll be doing some other fun stuff and there will be discounts and giveaways and good times will be had, but 2+1? Uh uh. Not a chance. Not this year my friend.
You say you already placed an order but still have a few titles back there nagging at your brain pan? Well go ahead and place another order then! Remember, NO LIMITS. Like my Pappy used to say, "Son, the only things you'll regret in this life are the things you didn't do." Come to think of it, he may have been talking about banging high school girls but nonetheless...
You've got an extra weekend to go through the website and pick out your faves so make the most of it! Don't forget to check the "New Titles" section and be sure and click on the "More" link that takes you to the last page too. A lot of people seem to miss that and there's a TON of great stuff hiding back there.
Also, I know you're going to be busy, but do take a moment to give yourself a pat on the back, okay? Because, and I mean this sincerely, my good will is a reflection of YOUR good will. I'd give ya a pat myself but I keep jamming up my fingers against the monitor every time I try to reach through and then it's hard to type.
Okay, that's it for me. Thanks again for all the kind words and the warm welcome back. Have a great weekend and remember: Buy, buy, buy before it's bye, bye, bye!
Mark
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