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January 25, 2007 - Thursday 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

Synopsis: Naked people fucking.
My grade: B+



Synopsis: Naked people fucking.
My grade: C-


Synopsis: Naked people fucking.
My grade: D



Synopsis: Naked people fucking.
My grade: B-



Synopsis: A gripping tale of innocence lost and the lengths one woman will go to reclaim it. The nautical fantasy theme serves as a backdrop to a quest of madness and redemption. Of especial note is the naked people fucking.
My grade: A+


Synopsis: Naked people fucking.
My grade: C
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Vincent Truman
Vincent Truman

 
Well worth the wait!
 
Posted by Vincent Truman on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 12:30 AM
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Jay Agnos

 
A gripping tale indeed.
 
Posted by Jay Agnos on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 12:36 AM
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MJ

 
Did you mean "gripping tail"?
 
Posted by MJ on January 26, 2007 - Friday - 7:25 PM
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Humble B. Wonderful

 
An a few other adjectives as well.
 
Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 12:40 AM
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bruce bellingham
bruce bellingham

 
You have a sensitivity for cinema.

Bruce B.
San Francisco
 
Posted by bruce bellingham on October 21, 2007 - Sunday - 6:12 PM
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Dillon

 
Is this just a clever ploy to get more people to watch Captain Hooker and Peter Porn?
 
Posted by Dillon on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 12:39 AM
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Humble B. Wonderful

 
Just trying to recoup my investment.
 
Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 12:40 AM
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Humble B. Wonderful

 
No, the joke there is that I financed the Captain Hooker film and am trying to driving up sales.
 
Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on March 10, 2007 - Saturday - 6:44 PM
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MetaMeta

 
Hmmm ... gotta love it when ya gotta explain the joke. Love it even more when some random jerk comments on a comment five months after the fact.
 
Posted by MetaMeta on August 4, 2007 - Saturday - 12:00 AM
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Miles

 
So...is Captain Hooker the girl on the front...I don't see any captain's bars...unless it is one of those 'niche' porns where she is packing a little something extra under her skirts I'm pretty sure she isn't peter porn...so how come the female lead doesn't get a reference in the title? misogyny in porn?!? what next?
 
Posted by Miles on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 1:02 AM
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Jim_Maverick

 
was invasao de privacidada dubbed or subtitled? I hate porn dubs with phoney sex sounds!
 
Posted by Jim_Maverick on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 12:42 AM
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Humble B. Wonderful

 
It's not about the words, but the emotional subtext.
 
Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 12:44 AM
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Jim_Maverick

 
which is why I hate the dubbing. I want to hear the authentic language of love, as it were.
 
Posted by Jim_Maverick on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 12:45 AM
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*Giorgio Serrano*
Jorge Serrano

 
the authentic language of love...in porn?
 
Posted by *Giorgio Serrano* on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 1:49 AM
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Humble B. Wonderful

 
As long as by "language" you mean "fluids", yes, you see it all the time.
 
Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 5:39 AM
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JESUS! YOU ARE PHENOMINAL!
UMM: IF LANGUAGE IS NOT FLUID; IT DIES? (LATIN, AND... )
 
Posted by on August 6, 2007 - Monday - 3:20 AM
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Tromboner

 
"Fucking" great reviews!
 
Posted by Tromboner on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 12:44 AM
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the other jb
Jay Biss

 
Is that LaToya Jackson starring in The Jesse Factor?
 
Posted by the other jb on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 12:45 AM
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Humble B. Wonderful

 
Everybody with plastic surgery starts to look alike after a while.
 
Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 12:48 AM
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Gary

 
It seems a tad embarrassing that all these naked people can't think of anything better to do with their time.
 
Posted by Gary on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 12:59 AM
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the other jb
Jay Biss

 
Yeah, I only have sex when I'm busy
 
Posted by the other jb on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 3:02 AM
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Humble B. Wonderful

 
Is that why it's so short?
 
Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 7:36 PM
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SKETCH COMEDY MOVIE REVIEWS

 
Not to barge in on an old conversation, but I think "it's short" because of genetics.

Not really fair to blame the guy.
 
Posted by SKETCH COMEDY MOVIE REVIEWS on July 28, 2007 - Saturday - 8:03 AM
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Jamie

 
The best part of the review, and the point that I most agree with, is "of especial note is the naked people fucking".
 
Posted by Jamie on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 1:01 AM
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Boogie

 
I've seen 'em all, except The American Way.

Just kidding!

I've seen The American Way too.
 
Posted by Boogie on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 1:20 AM
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The American Way certainly seems like it could be Naked GAY MEN fucking, which would significantly lower the grade for me. But you know, maybe the dialogue is good?
 
Posted by on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 1:24 AM
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Aaaaaaron
Aaron Dietz

 
Gay men are people, too, Randy. The Fabulous Humble B. Wonderful has carefully used language that does not perpetuate inequality.
 
Posted by Aaaaaaron on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 3:38 AM
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Of course they're people too. But if I'm to be able to use the grading scale to determine what _I_ would want to watch, then I feel I should be a bit more informed.
 
Posted by on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 3:56 AM
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Humble B. Wonderful

 
One has to judge these things on their own terms. The American Way is B- gay porn. I don't have the trime to write individualized porn reviews for everybody. Plus, people would have to send me an outline of what they are looking for in porn, first, so I could tailor my reviews specifically towards their tastes, and I have no interest in reading such a thing.
 
Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 5:27 AM
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I'm just saying, the grading system would benefit us all a little more if it were less baseless.
 
Posted by on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 5:33 AM
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Aaaaaaron
Aaron Dietz

 
Randy, clearly the FHBW's trime is valuable, so valuable in fact that nobody even knows what that is. The sooner you accept that the FHBW has a master plan for all of us, the better. It just so happens that the FHBW's master plan does not include tailoring porn reviews to your taste. It's for your own good.
 
Posted by Aaaaaaron on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 6:52 AM
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I will not be repressed by some baseless system!
 
Posted by on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 9:02 AM
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Adam

 
For fuck's sake, Randy! Just watch the gay guys fuck each other and come to your own damn opinion!!
 
Posted by Adam on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 5:12 PM
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Aaaaaaron
Aaron Dietz

 
Really. Don't knock B- gay porn until you've tried it.
 
Posted by Aaaaaaron on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 5:53 PM
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Adam

 
Exactly. I've always believed that yardage of jizzage is as good a grading system as any other, though it's inadvisable to gauge more than two films a day. Unless you drink a lot of fluids.
 
Posted by Adam on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 8:44 PM
Humble B. Wonderful

 
Yes, but not always on her head.
 
Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 5:31 AM
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ActionFigureInsider.com
Julius Marx ActionFigureinsider

 
I only look at your blog for the articles.
 
Posted by ActionFigureInsider.com on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 1:36 AM
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Mychelle
Michelle Rogers

 
Is "Asian Dolls" a dramedy?
 
Posted by Mychelle on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 2:09 AM
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Mychelle
Michelle Rogers

 
That kudo wasn't intentional. "What a pretentious bitch," you must be thinking.
 
Posted by Mychelle on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 2:12 AM
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the other jb
Jay Biss

 
Mychelle, what's wrong with your profile? All I can see is a floating song (by you? the name of the artist is Mychelle) and a clip of you dancing wildly.Or is my iBook not up to snuff? No kudo for you yet.
 
Posted by the other jb on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 3:07 AM
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Aaaaaaron
Aaron Dietz

 
I see even less than that, but just for her clever spelling of her name, I'm willing to let her slide through the class with a C-.
 
Posted by Aaaaaaron on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 3:40 AM
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Humble B. Wonderful

 
Don't listen to them, Mychelle. They are totally crushing all over you.
 
Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 5:38 AM
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Letimus

 
One can agree with this, and simultaneously observe that perhaps it is a ploy to instill upon your memory their presence, like some 40 something year old overweight man etching "I made love to Michelle Pfeiffer over 100 times" into the base of an old county courthouse!
 
Posted by Letimus on August 26, 2007 - Sunday - 5:28 AM
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Humble B. Wonderful

 
I put it aside for a film entitled Edward Penispenis. It was something I simply had to see and won;t soon forget.
 
Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 5:30 AM
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Blah Cubed Productions

 
That one's a gooder, as well as "KINKY KONG." Highly recommended. It features naked people fucking.
 
Posted by Blah Cubed Productions on February 11, 2007 - Sunday - 9:42 AM
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Letimus

 
LOL Kinky Kong came on Cinemax
 
Posted by Letimus on August 28, 2007 - Tuesday - 4:44 PM
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Smammy Thunderpants

 
That was much better than Edward Fingerhands.
 
Posted by Smammy Thunderpants on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 8:32 AM
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Captain Avenger

 
I guess this explains where you've been lately.
 
Posted by Captain Avenger on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 2:39 AM
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Double Down

 
Hey Humble! Good to see you. Can I send you one of my homemade porn videos starring me for a review???? As a preview I can tell you the main them is naked people fucking.
 
Posted by Double Down on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 2:57 AM
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Humble B. Wonderful

 
That's what...aw forget it.
 
Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 5:31 AM
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