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	Vincent Truman Vincent Truman	Well worth the wait!   Posted by Vincent Truman on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 12:30 AM [Reply to this]

	Jay Agnos	A gripping tale indeed.   Posted by Jay Agnos on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 12:36 AM [Reply to this]

	MJ	Did you mean "gripping tail"?   Posted by MJ on January 26, 2007 - Friday - 7:25 PM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	An a few other adjectives as well.   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 12:40 AM [Reply to this]

	bruce bellingham bruce bellingham	You have a sensitivity for cinema. Bruce B. San Francisco   Posted by bruce bellingham on October 21, 2007 - Sunday - 6:12 PM [Reply to this]

	Dillon	Is this just a clever ploy to get more people to watch Captain Hooker and Peter Porn?   Posted by Dillon on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 12:39 AM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	Just trying to recoup my investment.   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 12:40 AM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	No, the joke there is that I financed the Captain Hooker film and am trying to driving up sales.   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on March 10, 2007 - Saturday - 6:44 PM [Reply to this]

	MetaMeta	Hmmm ... gotta love it when ya gotta explain the joke. Love it even more when some random jerk comments on a comment five months after the fact.   Posted by MetaMeta on August 4, 2007 - Saturday - 12:00 AM [Reply to this]

	Miles	So...is Captain Hooker the girl on the front...I don't see any captain's bars...unless it is one of those 'niche' porns where she is packing a little something extra under her skirts I'm pretty sure she isn't peter porn...so how come the female lead doesn't get a reference in the title? misogyny in porn?!? what next?   Posted by Miles on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 1:02 AM [Reply to this]

	Jim_Maverick	was invasao de privacidada dubbed or subtitled? I hate porn dubs with phoney sex sounds!   Posted by Jim_Maverick on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 12:42 AM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	It's not about the words, but the emotional subtext.   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 12:44 AM [Reply to this]

	Jim_Maverick	which is why I hate the dubbing. I want to hear the authentic language of love, as it were.   Posted by Jim_Maverick on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 12:45 AM [Reply to this]

	*Giorgio Serrano* Jorge Serrano	the authentic language of love...in porn?   Posted by *Giorgio Serrano* on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 1:49 AM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	As long as by "language" you mean "fluids", yes, you see it all the time.   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 5:39 AM [Reply to this]

		JESUS! YOU ARE PHENOMINAL! UMM: IF LANGUAGE IS NOT FLUID; IT DIES? (LATIN, AND... )   Posted by on August 6, 2007 - Monday - 3:20 AM [Reply to this]

	Tromboner	"Fucking" great reviews!   Posted by Tromboner on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 12:44 AM [Reply to this]

	the other jb Jay Biss	Is that LaToya Jackson starring in The Jesse Factor?   Posted by the other jb on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 12:45 AM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	Everybody with plastic surgery starts to look alike after a while.   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 12:48 AM [Reply to this]

	Gary	It seems a tad embarrassing that all these naked people can't think of anything better to do with their time.   Posted by Gary on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 12:59 AM [Reply to this]

	the other jb Jay Biss	Yeah, I only have sex when I'm busy   Posted by the other jb on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 3:02 AM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	Is that why it's so short?   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 7:36 PM [Reply to this]

	SKETCH COMEDY MOVIE REVIEWS	Not to barge in on an old conversation, but I think "it's short" because of genetics. Not really fair to blame the guy.   Posted by SKETCH COMEDY MOVIE REVIEWS on July 28, 2007 - Saturday - 8:03 AM [Reply to this]

	Jamie	The best part of the review, and the point that I most agree with, is "of especial note is the naked people fucking".   Posted by Jamie on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 1:01 AM [Reply to this]

	Boogie	I've seen 'em all, except The American Way. Just kidding! I've seen The American Way too.   Posted by Boogie on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 1:20 AM [Reply to this]

		The American Way certainly seems like it could be Naked GAY MEN fucking, which would significantly lower the grade for me. But you know, maybe the dialogue is good?   Posted by on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 1:24 AM [Reply to this]

	Aaaaaaron Aaron Dietz	Gay men are people, too, Randy. The Fabulous Humble B. Wonderful has carefully used language that does not perpetuate inequality.   Posted by Aaaaaaron on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 3:38 AM [Reply to this]

		Of course they're people too. But if I'm to be able to use the grading scale to determine what _I_ would want to watch, then I feel I should be a bit more informed.   Posted by on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 3:56 AM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	One has to judge these things on their own terms. The American Way is B- gay porn. I don't have the trime to write individualized porn reviews for everybody. Plus, people would have to send me an outline of what they are looking for in porn, first, so I could tailor my reviews specifically towards their tastes, and I have no interest in reading such a thing.   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 5:27 AM [Reply to this]

		I'm just saying, the grading system would benefit us all a little more if it were less baseless.   Posted by on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 5:33 AM [Reply to this]

	Aaaaaaron Aaron Dietz	Randy, clearly the FHBW's trime is valuable, so valuable in fact that nobody even knows what that is. The sooner you accept that the FHBW has a master plan for all of us, the better. It just so happens that the FHBW's master plan does not include tailoring porn reviews to your taste. It's for your own good.   Posted by Aaaaaaron on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 6:52 AM [Reply to this]

		I will not be repressed by some baseless system!   Posted by on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 9:02 AM [Reply to this]

	Adam	For fuck's sake, Randy! Just watch the gay guys fuck each other and come to your own damn opinion!!   Posted by Adam on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 5:12 PM [Reply to this]

	Aaaaaaron Aaron Dietz	Really. Don't knock B- gay porn until you've tried it.   Posted by Aaaaaaron on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 5:53 PM [Reply to this]

	Adam	Exactly. I've always believed that yardage of jizzage is as good a grading system as any other, though it's inadvisable to gauge more than two films a day. Unless you drink a lot of fluids.   Posted by Adam on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 8:44 PM

	Humble B. Wonderful	Yes, but not always on her head.   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 5:31 AM [Reply to this]

	ActionFigureInsider.com Julius Marx ActionFigureinsider	I only look at your blog for the articles.   Posted by ActionFigureInsider.com on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 1:36 AM [Reply to this]

	Mychelle Michelle Rogers	Is "Asian Dolls" a dramedy?   Posted by Mychelle on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 2:09 AM [Reply to this]

	Mychelle Michelle Rogers	That kudo wasn't intentional. "What a pretentious bitch," you must be thinking.   Posted by Mychelle on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 2:12 AM [Reply to this]

	the other jb Jay Biss	Mychelle, what's wrong with your profile? All I can see is a floating song (by you? the name of the artist is Mychelle) and a clip of you dancing wildly.Or is my iBook not up to snuff? No kudo for you yet.   Posted by the other jb on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 3:07 AM [Reply to this]

	Aaaaaaron Aaron Dietz	I see even less than that, but just for her clever spelling of her name, I'm willing to let her slide through the class with a C-.   Posted by Aaaaaaron on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 3:40 AM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	Don't listen to them, Mychelle. They are totally crushing all over you.   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 5:38 AM [Reply to this]

	Letimus	One can agree with this, and simultaneously observe that perhaps it is a ploy to instill upon your memory their presence, like some 40 something year old overweight man etching "I made love to Michelle Pfeiffer over 100 times" into the base of an old county courthouse!   Posted by Letimus on August 26, 2007 - Sunday - 5:28 AM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	I put it aside for a film entitled Edward Penispenis. It was something I simply had to see and won;t soon forget.   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 5:30 AM [Reply to this]

	Blah Cubed Productions	That one's a gooder, as well as "KINKY KONG." Highly recommended. It features naked people fucking.   Posted by Blah Cubed Productions on February 11, 2007 - Sunday - 9:42 AM [Reply to this]

	Letimus	LOL Kinky Kong came on Cinemax   Posted by Letimus on August 28, 2007 - Tuesday - 4:44 PM [Reply to this]

	Smammy Thunderpants	That was much better than Edward Fingerhands.   Posted by Smammy Thunderpants on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 8:32 AM [Reply to this]

	Captain Avenger	I guess this explains where you've been lately.   Posted by Captain Avenger on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 2:39 AM [Reply to this]

	Double Down	Hey Humble! Good to see you. Can I send you one of my homemade porn videos starring me for a review???? As a preview I can tell you the main them is naked people fucking.   Posted by Double Down on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 2:57 AM [Reply to this]

	Humble B. Wonderful	That's what...aw forget it.   Posted by Humble B. Wonderful on January 25, 2007 - Thursday - 5:31 AM [Reply to this]

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