A bunch of lame schools are requiring young girls to be vaccinated with a potentially live-saving vaccine that will protect them from cervical cancer for all time. You've probaby read about it in the news. There are also some heroic values-based groups trying to block the requirement because it would somehow promote sexual practices for some reason. It's likely because the threat of cervical cancer is only thing that teens think about before having sex, and if you take that away, they're going to go fuck-crazy.
Well, guess what, I'm against the vaccine. I hate that thing. Here's why:
It's one fewer, you horrible people, you! One FEWER. "Less" is used for blob-like intangible concepts. "Fewer" is used for countable objects, like pencils and video games. Here's a practical example to illustrate the difference for your half-rotten brains and cervixes:
Less money. Fewer dollars.
See? Simple. Get it right, because until you do, I will actively work to bring about your downfall. I hope you all turn in to horrific skeleton pirates like in that movie.